Industry Critic

This profile expresses profound disillusionment with the modern tech industry, particularly its adoption of management philosophies like Agile/Scrum, which the individual believes have reduced software development to 'factory work' and significantly diminished developer efficiency. The profile also criticizes the impact of AI, suggesting it transforms developers into 'managers of very fast robot monkeys hammering out garbage.' Due to these strong negative views on the industry environment, the individual explicitly states a complete unwillingness to be hired, preferring to 'starve' rather than work in such conditions. The profile is located in the US, with specific city and state unspecified, and is unequivocally unwilling to relocate. No specific technologies are mentioned, as they are deemed 'beside the point.'