Backend and Infra Expert

This is your chance to hire million-dollar skill for pennies on the dollar. Staff Software Engineer (E6) @ Meta chasing a unicorn: part-time remote W2 employment with excellent PPO health insurance. I have met my FIRE goals except for one thing: health insurance. After extensive research I have concluded that the options available to me as an individual just plain suck and are hardly worth pursuing. I'm pretty damn good, also: handsome, witty, and humble. While my part-time output will exceed that of a median full-time employee in both quality and quantity, I don't have enough clout at Meta to pull off sanctioned part-time. I excel at taking a holistic view of and improving existing backend and infra systems. I would work remotely from the US Central timezone and am authorized to work in the US without sponsorship. Seeking part-time (16-20h/wk) remote (no travel or hybrid) W2 (no 1099 or contract-to-hire) employment with a single (exclusive) employer (no crypto/web3) only.