Remote Designer with Apple Aspirations

My dream has always been to work at the company that created the Macintosh. I enjoy thinking about how we interact with computers and making designs like Apple does. I'm not interested in working anywhere else -- I have a pays-the-bills job and an insane amount of patience. I like what Apple does and see most every other tech design as a fight for second place. Apple, get at me -- I have a music UI I think could improve upon on your work, as well as so, so many ideas. I'm happy to carry water for you until I am qualified to get coffee for your interns.